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I’m Mitchell Cash.
I do not exist.

Check out my other Tumblr I think you will find it rather enjoyable Lunch Time Waster</description><title>Existence Is Futile</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @realitydistortion)</generator><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Yewwww, Dungeon Keeper was just on Good Game. Probably my favourite game I have ever played!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Yewwww, Dungeon Keeper was just on Good Game. Probably my favourite game I have ever played!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/254214292</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/254214292</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:40:21 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>(via pandamic)
I went to this art show opening night last week,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9ahmJtkY1qzwoqgo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://pandamic.tumblr.com/"&gt;pandamic&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I went to this art show opening night last week, was really amazing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/247901356</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/247901356</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:23:54 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dr. Megavolt</title><description>&lt;object id="flashObj" width="400" height="431" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/1813626064?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=1564549380" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="videoId=50171250001&amp;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fvideo%2Flatest-videos%2Flatest%2F1815816633%2Fman-vs-electricity-meet-dr-megavolt%2F50171250001&amp;playerID=1813626064&amp;domain=embed&amp;" /&gt;&lt;param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /&gt;&lt;param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/1813626064?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=1564549380" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=50171250001&amp;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fvideo%2Flatest-videos%2Flatest%2F1815816633%2Fman-vs-electricity-meet-dr-megavolt%2F50171250001&amp;playerID=1813626064&amp;domain=embed&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="431" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dr. Megavolt&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/244303567</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/244303567</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:17:54 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Chris Burrows just commented me! Whatever, no biggie.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Chris Burrows just commented me! Whatever, no biggie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/243545862</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/243545862</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:23:35 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Writing letters to the people that I love.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Writing letters to the people that I love.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/241505572</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/241505572</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:30:30 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>"The day I rob a bank,
Is the first day of my life,
As an honest man."</title><description>“The day I rob a bank,&lt;br/&gt;
Is the first day of my life,&lt;br/&gt;
As an honest man.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Wingnut Dishwashers Union&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/241437844</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/241437844</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:51:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Revealed during LEGO World Fair this past October, the statue is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmlfmfAzy1qz8aiso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Revealed during LEGO World Fair this past October, the statue is made from over 40,000 LEGO bricks, is 175cm tall and weighs over 50kg. The statue was sold on eBay for over $US5000 with all the profits going to the Ronald McDonald House Charity in The Netherlands.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a title="Lego Mario" target="_blank" href="http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/11/mario-made-from-40000-lego-bricks/"&gt;Kotaku&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/233704859</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/233704859</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:42:58 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>carterhamilton:

I think dragon age is going to be a decent RPG...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksdplrhNWf1qzi0xdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://carterhamilton.tumblr.com/post/228820488"&gt;carterhamilton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think dragon age is going to be a decent RPG on 360. Just what i have been looking for. Hopefully it take a leaf out of Oblivions Book.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah I’m real excited for this game. I have been following trailers and blogs about it and it looks real good. But yeah like you said Carter I hope it takes a page/chapter out of Oblivions book, Oblivion is still one of the best games ever!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/228842828</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/228842828</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:17:50 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lunch Time Waster</title><description>&lt;a href="http://lunchtimewaster.tumblr.com/"&gt;Lunch Time Waster&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Fun site for all with flash games updated a few times a week. Check it out and follow to your hearts content (once).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/226839412</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/226839412</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:11:10 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Good Game</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Junglist &gt; Hex. Good Game must bring back Junglist FTW and Hex must drink from the noob cup.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/223724131</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/223724131</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:07:17 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3nfl2t1n1qzmcl7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/223365880</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/223365880</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:13:09 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>@ scissorspaperrock</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Haha I know hey. Easy the best game I’ve posted on Lunch Time Waster and also maybe one of the funnest flash games of all time. It is way too addictive! Opps sorry about that, well you better get stuck into that COR111 presentation then.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/223326727</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/223326727</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:34:37 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh, Mario never wins.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3jxhd5OX1qz8aiso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh, Mario never wins.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/223289492</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/223289492</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:56:00 +1000</pubDate><category>Mario</category><category>Comic</category><category>Halloween</category></item><item><title>Possum.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A sneaky possum just broke into my house to rob me of my food so I totally fed it a slice of bread. They are so silly, I’d like throw the bread to it and it would pretty much hit it in the face and it would still spend 30 seconds trying to find the bread with its nose they are like blind.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/222764116</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/222764116</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:08:05 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Good Game Fans!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Read, read, read! &lt;a title="Junglist Axed :(" target="_self" href="http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/10/junglist-axed-in-good-game-reshuffle/"&gt;Junglist has been axed in Good Game reshuffle&lt;/a&gt;! This is terrible I really hope that Good Game remains one of the best shows on TV. But I can’t see it happening without Junglist.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/220754038</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/220754038</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:50:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>"I hope that no one ever gets a real job,
and no one ever leaves this shitty town,
and I wish for..."</title><description>“I hope that no one ever gets a real job,&lt;br/&gt;
and no one ever leaves this shitty town,&lt;br/&gt;
and I wish for this shit to last for fucking ever,&lt;br/&gt;
and tonight we are going to burn this city down.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Asking For It&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/215458805</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/215458805</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:14:41 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>World of Goo turns one-year-old today, and 2D Boy celebrates by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krhc9sSO7K1qz8aiso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;World of Goo turns one-year-old today, and 2D Boy celebrates by letting you buy the PC, Mac and Linux version of the game for whatever you think it’s worth — even a penny!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;From now until October 19, visitors to the 2D Boy website can click on the buy button and fill in whatever amount they wish to pay for the physics construction game. It normally retails for $US20, so this is an excellent opportunity to show the developer a little extra love for the enjoyment they’ve brought you. Conversely, you could buy it for as low as a penny, showing the world what an unfeeling cad you really are.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m hoping that 2D Boy tracks the prices over the course of the week. Those are the sort of statistics I’d love to spend hours analysing. Perhaps they could send all the penny-purchasers sincere-sounding thank you cards.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="World of Goo" target="_self" href="http://www.2dboy.com/games.php"&gt;Buy World of Goo&lt;/a&gt; [2D Boy Games - Thanks Hannibal!]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a title="Kotaku" target="_blank" href="http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/10/name-your-price-for-world-of-goo/"&gt;Kotaku&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a really fun game so I recommend people to buy it and if all you have to pay is $1 it is more then worth it! Get to it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/212415628</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/212415628</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:03:28 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lunch Time Waster</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just posted a new Lunch Time Waster called Miami Shark. This game is actually really fun and addictive it’s a must play! &lt;a title="Lunch Time Waster" target="_self" href="http://lunchtimewaster.tumblr.com/"&gt;Lunch Time Waster&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/211526978</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/211526978</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:18:02 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>yeahiguess:

took some photos at a fuck fluro house party for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krem0xu0DL1qzbkbwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krem0xu0DL1qzbkbwo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krem0xu0DL1qzbkbwo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krem0xu0DL1qzbkbwo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yeahiguess.tumblr.com/post/211030409/took-some-photos-at-a-fuck-fluro-house-party-for"&gt;yeahiguess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;took some photos at a &lt;a href="http://www.ffevents.com.au"&gt;fuck fluro&lt;/a&gt; house party for &lt;a href="http://www.romanceinmypants.com"&gt;romance in my pants&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=94261&amp;id=90346827608&amp;ref=mf"&gt;check out the set here!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;been working with them a fair bit recently so if you see me around say hi. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;someone hire me for an event. fraserphoto@live.com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;-f&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everyone should check out my friends Fraser and Scott’s tumblr which consists of well taken photography from the both of them. This photo set here was done by Fraser who is looking for people to hire him to take photos for events, so if you ever need a photographer just give him a bell (I &lt;strike&gt;heard&lt;/strike&gt; know he does great nudes).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/211503956</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/211503956</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:49:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>No Decapitations, Dismemberment In Censored Aussie Left 4 Dead 2</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Gamespot has uncovered what’s been edited out of Left 4 Dead 2 for Australia to earn it an MA15+ classification.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Valve told us yesterday that they had submitted an edited version of Left 4 Dead 2 after the game was previously refused classification due to its high impact violence. Gabe Newell declined to say what had been edited out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That edited version was awarded an MA15+ rating late yesterday. This morning the Classification Board told Gamespot what had been cut:  The report states that the Australian-specific version of Left 4 Dead 2 “no longer contains depictions of decapitations, dismemberment, wound detail, or piles of bodies lying about the environment.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Valve are also appealing the original classification decision and still hope to release Left 4 Dead 2 in Australia in its original, unedited state. “Our goal is not to ship this second [edited] version,” he said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Newell told us yesterday that the appeal ruling is expected to be made on October 22.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a title="Left 4 Dead 2" target="_self" href="http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/10/no-decapitations-dismemberment-in-censored-aussie-left-4-dead-2/"&gt;Kotaku&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/207293860</link><guid>http://realitydistortion.tumblr.com/post/207293860</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:38:09 +1000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
